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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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