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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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