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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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