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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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