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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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