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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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