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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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