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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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