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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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