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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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