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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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