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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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