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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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