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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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