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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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