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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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