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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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