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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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