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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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