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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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