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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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