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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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