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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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