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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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