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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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