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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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