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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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