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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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