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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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