Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.