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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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