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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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