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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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