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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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