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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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