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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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