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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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