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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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