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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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