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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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