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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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