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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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