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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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