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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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