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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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