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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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