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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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