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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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