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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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