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Pet death
My
aunt
Doris
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Luke Skywalker
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a bull 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a lynx 😺
a warthog 🐗
a hippo 🦛
a wild boar 🐗
a cheetah 😺
an ostrich 🐦
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