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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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