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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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