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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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