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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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