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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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