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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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