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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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